Jokes about traders and brokers. Part Four

Portfolio investor - is a failed trader. A strategic investor - a failed portfolio investor. *** October. This - one of the mystically dangerous months for speculation. Others - July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February. (Mark Twain) *** trader is in a fever. The doctor tells him: "You have the temperature of 37.5" An hour later, "It is 38!" An hour later: "38 and a half!" The trader, barely moving his lips: "There will be 39 - to sell!" *** - What are the similarities between the sperm and traders? - And those and others come to work, millions, and only a few survive and abound in the sales room ***** the Nasdaq conducted a brisk trade. Brokers vying shouted the names and prices of the shares. In one of the electronic scoreboard was a solid trader, studying price and volume of shares IBM. "Buy a voucher" - suddenly he cried out, a habit born in the 90s are sometimes made itself felt on the street two ***** trader. Passes by a pretty girl, they noticed it, they say, Vauuu ... You see what a schedule! Yes, you're at a bar, look at the bar! -Yeah ... I would have gone to Long! -I would zashortil .... ***** Sociologists noted that lifting the carpet thread that does not suck cmog vacuum cleaner, two-e of 3 traders throw it back to give the vacuum cleaner one more chance. ***** Once, when I got home, I met my wife, dressed in sexy underwear. She gave me two pitches and said erotic voice: - Contact me and do whatever you want! I tied her up, grabbed a beer, vlkyuchil MT4 ... And trade .. TRADE !!!!!! ***** "The joke, which reveals the essence of the stock of games: 1. Faraway village came to a player," buy local monkeys to 10 pesos / pc. "Monkeys around the sea, all primates rent for retail and wholesale at 10 pesos. 2. Monkeys became less, then the player said that raises the price to 20. Villagers tensed caught last brought, deposited on 20. The most recent took over 25. 3. And then announced that he wanted more, and already 50! But the left and left for a manager. 4. Manager said: "Let us so quietly I rent you these monkeys back to 35, and when the boss comes, you have them to him on 50 ..." The people are happy to freebies such - nazanimal a lot of money and bought all the monkeys back to 35. 5. The next day the manager was gone after the boss, and the villagers were left without money, with huge debts, but with monkeys. "