Jokes about economists. Part two

How many economists need to replace a light bulb? - No, because, look, it becomes lighter. Specifically, it becomes lighter. - Not one. The darkness will cause the light bulb that is replaced by itself. - Not one. If you want to replace it, then market forces have already done so. - Not one. If the government would leave it as is, then she screwed herself. - There is no need to change it. All terms and conditions for coverage set up. - No, everyone is waiting for the invisible hand of the market, which will correct imbalances in the coverage. **** It is said that the first economist was Columbus. When he went to discover America, he did not know what's going. When he reached her, he did not know where he was. And all this he did in public funds. **** Darren bill at face value do not look! **** Is not so terrible as a creditor of his claim. **** Only a Russian could rest on the work to do on vacation. **** Consulting agency has opened an office in the village. Comes to them and the farmer said: - What do I do my chickens are dying? - Do you feed them? - Yes. Wheat. - And you sunflower wheat. A week later comes again: - I wheat sunflower, and they still die. - And you poite them? - Yes. With water. - Do you sweeten the water. Farmer comes to them a third time: - I add some salt wheat, water, sweetened, and all chickens have died. - All - all? It's a pity. We still have a lot of tips for you. **** Accountant reads the tale of the four daughters of Cinderella. Girl fascinated with history, especially that part where the pumpkin turns into a golden carriage. Suddenly, she asks, "Daddy, that's when the pumpkin turned into a golden carriage, it is classified as income or as an increase in property value?" **** The economy - the only area in which two people can get a Nobel Prize for exactly the opposite statement.